Project Skin better than Yours

Thanks to my haggard mirror images and my friendship with Leigh, I've become obsessed with skincare products. My goal is to have stunning skin the likes of Parisian women without collecting a cabinet of expensive non-functioning trinkets.

I am currently on the hunt for the following:
1. cleanser
2. deep cleaner
3. preventative serum
4. corrective serum
5. daily moisturizer with spf
6. hydrating night cream
7. eye cream

I require that these items be as natural as possible and contain no ingredients that are banned in Europe. I also will not be paying over $100 for any of it. I'm just not that girl. Holla if you've got a tip.

another one bites the dust

The pirate closest to my heart has passed. I can't say I'm sad because old age is a bitch. But I will always love my girl Sophia.

a smoker's memory

there is a has been a debate deep in the anals of maryjane discussion since, well forever. Does smoking herbs cause memory loss? I was a reluctant subject that helped to prove the theory with my inability to remember names, dates, or even entire relationships as my purple hazed-life has progressed. But then I found the antecdote. NKOTB. While I can say with confidence I have not listened to them since the third grade (or 6 months after my NKOTB-themed b-day party), I have found recently that i can sing word-for-word every single song they ever sang on the disney channel. Thus proving it's false that smokers loose their memory. They just save it for important things. Like "I'll be Lovin You."



apparently, electronica friendly hipsters with bangs weren't the first ones with an eye on gentrifying the BK.

i could hardly understand

that i was talking to pieces of a man.

sometimes there are no words the describe watching your girl lose it all. other times there's gil scott heron.

what it is

I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain


Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
Its time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a leader
But u cant seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the purple rain